Are you a big boy, HUH? Did you put on your big boy pants this morning and think "I'm a big boy." HUH? And you got a belt! HUH?
Would you like to join the secret clan of elite spare change grabbing super hobo team? We has much spare change to offer.
Hey karkat do you like dave or john or rose or jade more ((as a matesprit))
PROBABLY JOHN. I MEAN, I KNOW ME AND DAVE ARE BROS NOW AND ALL BUT… JOHN WAS MY FRIEND FIRST. AND I KNOW HE’S PROBABLY FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME, BUT STILL… I JUST HOPE HE REMEMBERS ME, AND MAYBE STILL WANTS TO BE AT LEAST FRIENDS.
If you were to be any of the other trolls who would you be
I’D LIKE TO BE MEULIN, BECAUSE SHE’S DEAF AND DOESN’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE’S LOUD-ASS BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING ADORAB;LE????? HUH HUH HUH HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH??????????????????????
BECAUSE I’M ADORABLOODTHIRSY.
*Stares* *blinks* *stares* *coughs* *throws bucket at you* *Absconds the fuck out of there*
Karkat this Karkat that. I understand that you willing to be asked anything but doesn't it get annoying when everyone of the questions start with Karkat or Hey Karkat? I mean it not like someone like Gamzee gonna get it.... right?
NOT REALLY. IT’S BETTER THAN “HEY, FUCK-FACE” OR “HEY, DILDO” AT LEAST THEY KNOW MY NAME
In reply to your question of how humans mate without buckets. I should from when evolution came in. The human race started off as pretty much bacteria. Over millions and trillions of earth years this bacteria encountered so much evolution it became the human race. Now, here's for the strange part. There are two genders. Male, and female. Male humans have a things called a penis attached in the area between the legs. This is a senstive area and when arroused and pleasured, sperm is produced
UUMMMM, I DIDN’T NEED THIS, THANKS
will you come to my birthday karkat pleas please please!!?? (there are no buckets)
I’D LOVE TO, BUT I’M BASICALLY TRAPPED ON THIS FUCKING METEORITE.
Buckets love you karkat, they love you and worship you, YOUR THERE LEADER! YOUR THE BUCKET LEADER!!!! :D
Karkat, why are you so fucking down on yourself? You have no reason to treat yourself like shit, no matter what anyone else, including you, says. You're a great leader, and that's a fact. You're my favorite person, troll or human, ever to exist. Don't ever tell yourself that 'you don't matter' or 'it would be better if you had died before the session', because that's not true. You're a wonderful troll. My only regret is I don't have any friends like you. Keep it going, Karkat. I believe in you.
T-THANKS… THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME…
H!, xxKARKATxx. !'ll tell you my xxnamexx !f you want. Mov!ng on to the xxpo!ntxx. !'m wonder!ng, how good are you at f!ght!ng w!th your xxs!cklexx?
YOU HAVE THE WORST FUCKING SPELLING QUIRK I HAVE EVER HAD THE UNPLEASANT TAKE OF DEALING WITH.
THAT ASIDE, MY SYLADEX FUCKING SUCKS.
think yull evrr fil BUKETS????????
NOPE, ESPECIALLY NOT ANYTIME SOON, YOU SICK FUCKWAD
How does it feel to have a fuckton of fangirls wanting your bone bulge? I'd be pretty annoyed if it was me.
IT COULD BE WORSE. I COULD HAVE A FUCKTON OF ERIDANS WANTING MY BONE BULGE.
Hey , Karkat , do you like the romcom movie 50 first dates? I think it's pretty wicked dude , if you havent seen it yet it is a mix of kismisism and matespritship basically , btw , I agree with you , Egbert is a dumb a*5 , well , not gonna waste any more of your time dude , if you can plz respond. - :D
WELL, NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN THAT ONE… THERE’S A LOT OF EARTH ROMCOMS I HAVEN’T SEEN. I’LL GET AROUND TO IT EVENTUALLY.