Ask Karkat
ii loost myy meemory, ii knoow myy naame iis jestze.aand ii aam aa viiolet blooood. coould yoou shaare whaat ii aam?
Anonymous

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Hey, is there a troll version of human sports like, baseball, football, soccer, ect?
Anonymous

YEAH, IT’S CALLED KILLING OTHER TROLLS AND RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE.

How come you arent so active anymore? D:

((please please please be patient with us, okay? there may be more than one mod on this blog now, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have our own lives. we aren’t dedicated to roleplaying karkat on an ask blog, and we all have our own things to get to, so that’s why we may not be as active as we used to be.

-mod jupiter

hey karkat eat shit. it tastes like YOU. hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Anonymous

ONE QUESTION: WHEN AND WHY HAVE YOU TASTED ME BEFORE?

If someone hypothetically hurt you o create a fairly sized scar, what color would come out?
Anonymous

YES.

Karkat, it has c9me t9 my attenti9n that y9u are triggering s9me pe9ple here, is this true Karkat? 6ecause if s9, I may have t9 repeat my rant 9n triggers.
Anonymous

YOUR RANTS TRIGGER ME, THEREFORE YOU CAN’T LECTURE ME ANYMORE. GO STICK A THREE PRONG UP SOMEONE ELSE’S ASS FOR ONCE.

Hey there KK. W@nn@ h@ng 0ut s0metime? Get s0me pe@ce and quiet and wh@tn0t.

MAYBE IF I ACTUALLY KNEW YOU

*breaks the 4th wall* I SUMMON YOU ORANGE MAN! COME AND KILL OFF EVERYONE! MWUHAHAHAHA
Anonymous

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TAVROS? HE WOULDN’T HURT A FLY.

Eat a tomato
Anonymous

NO THANKS

SO YOUR MY DESENDENT HUH I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE MORE PROUD OF YOUR BLOOD COLOUR
Anonymous

AND I THOUGHT MY ANCESTOR WOULD HAVE BETTER SYNTAX. LOOKS LIKE WE WERE BOTH SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED!

Wh0 are y0u flushed f0r

MY BIG THROBBING BULGE.

Hey KK, what are thoughts on Nepeta?
Anonymous

EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THAT I THINK OF HER AS A FRIEND, AND YOU’RE PROBABLY ASKING THIS SHIT QUESTION FOR SOME STUPID LOADED ANSWER ABOUT HOW FLUSHED I AM FOR HER AND HOW MUCH I WANT HER TO FILL A BUCKET WITH ME.

SO FUCK OFF.

I love you.
Anonymous

THAT’S GREAT. ALSO, THE DOOR IS THAT WAY

Hey karkat my Girlfriend asked if she wanted to fill my bucket and she doesn't know what that means HALP!!!

 UUHHHHHHHHH. EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS, DUH.

Hi Karkat. I know this is weird to ask but here I go. I have a friend who is suicidal, she also cuts and she is starving herself. Me and two off my other friends went to the school councler and told her what was going on. When they called her in too talk she lied to the school. She then started to sea ash my little brother into the problem. What should I do? I don't want to ditch her.
Anonymous

((Well im going to answer this from under the guise of Karkat because this is some serious shit. The suicidal tendencies, the cutting, and the starving herself are all symptoms of depression. You need to find out what is causing said depression. Ask her and her parents what goes on at home. Study up on the subject of depression and what causes it. Also try to get her to go to a psychologist or a psychiatrist. Be there for her. I dont know what you mean by sea ashing someone into the problem, but if she is dragging someone else down into depression, you need to nip that in the bud. She can only be helped if she consents to being helped. When she brings out the knife to slit her wrist, push the knife away. There are many different hotlines for things like this. I dont know the numbers but they can be found with a quick google search. Try to be the guiding light for her. I hope this helped. Mod S signing out.))