Ask Karkat
I love you.
Anonymous

THAT’S GREAT. ALSO, THE DOOR IS THAT WAY

Hey karkat my Girlfriend asked if she wanted to fill my bucket and she doesn't know what that means HALP!!!

 UUHHHHHHHHH. EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS, DUH.

Hi Karkat. I know this is weird to ask but here I go. I have a friend who is suicidal, she also cuts and she is starving herself. Me and two off my other friends went to the school councler and told her what was going on. When they called her in too talk she lied to the school. She then started to sea ash my little brother into the problem. What should I do? I don't want to ditch her.
Anonymous

((Well im going to answer this from under the guise of Karkat because this is some serious shit. The suicidal tendencies, the cutting, and the starving herself are all symptoms of depression. You need to find out what is causing said depression. Ask her and her parents what goes on at home. Study up on the subject of depression and what causes it. Also try to get her to go to a psychologist or a psychiatrist. Be there for her. I dont know what you mean by sea ashing someone into the problem, but if she is dragging someone else down into depression, you need to nip that in the bud. She can only be helped if she consents to being helped. When she brings out the knife to slit her wrist, push the knife away. There are many different hotlines for things like this. I dont know the numbers but they can be found with a quick google search. Try to be the guiding light for her. I hope this helped. Mod S signing out.))

Have you ever tried one of Gamzee's pies?

NO AND I DONT PLAN ON DOING SO EVER. DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID TO HIM?

hey bro. WHY ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING RUNNING AWAY? i
Anonymous

BECAUSE YOU ARE SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND YOU ARE ON A MURDEROUS FUCKING RAMPAGE!

hey KK, ii see your on thii2 2iite two, how2 iit goiin'?

PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY. BUT IM GONNA WARN YOU. THERE ARE FUCKASSES ON THIS SITE WHO ASK INCESSANTLY ABOUT SHIPS AND BUCKETS.

vwell vwell, i'vwe been vwaiting for you to get back in this dream bubble, vwant to havwe a bit of fun? (i'm don't regret this)
Anonymous

NO GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU IGNORANT SHITSPONGE.

Karkat, would you ever consider being matesprits with Kanaya?
Anonymous

LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT MY FUCKING QUADRANTS! WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN INTERESTED ABOUT MY QUADRANTS? OOH! I HAVE AN IDEA! WHY DON’T YOU FUCK OFF!

Can You Sing, Karkat? Maybe In The Shower, Or Whenever You're Alone?
Anonymous

I CAN SING, THAT DOESN’T MEAN I’M GOOD AT IT. NOR DOES IT MEAN I WILL SING FOR YOU.

((okay i have to ask something, is there something you do to get peoples attention, because i tried to start an ask blog and the only question i got was from the fucking ASK BOT :I))
Anonymous

((Honestly, I think it’s the URL. And then word of mouth.))

So, I've noticed something. Trolls horns look like candy corn. Do they taste like it, and depending on what they look like, do they taste differently, and depending on the personality of the troll?
Anonymous

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TROLL HORNS TASTE LIKE, THAT MIGHT BE A QUESTION FOR TEREZI.

DO YOU LIEK WAFFLES HUMAN-BOY-TROLL GUY PERSON LWY5492Q3 TGRBU9OIZQAG BZZOISA. Anyways DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? :D
Anonymous

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, MAN. ARE YOU ON FAYGO OR SOME OTHER NASTY SHIT?

Hey, Karkat, are you doing anything for your lusus for Mother's Day tomorrow?
Anonymous

FIRST OF ALL, I’M PRETTY SURE CRABDAD WAS A DAD AND NOT A MOM.

SECOND OF ALL, MY LUSUS IS DEAD.

Can I have your shirt?
Anonymous

NO, GET THE FUCK OUT.

Hate is a strong word, Karkat. :\
Anonymous

YES. IT IS.

I HATE YOU ALL.