Ask Karkat
Karkat! How would you function in a public school?

WELL I WOULD PROBABLY KILL EVERYONE THERE

CONGRATULATIONS FOR ASKING AN OBVIOUSLY ANSWERED QUESTION 

BUCKETS. GO SUCK ONE.
Anonymous

STOP. SENDING. FUCKING. BUCKET. QUESTIONS. HOW HARD IS THIS? HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT SEND FUCKING BUCKET QUESTIONS?

I LIKE BIG BUTTS
Anonymous

AND WHY WOULD YOU BE COMPELLED TO SHARE THIS WITH ME? WHY WOULD YOU THINK I AM EVEN SLIGHTLY INTERESTED IN YOUR LIKE OF BUTTS? YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID BUTTS.

*Gives you a muffin* You are amazing c;*Fades into the darkness*
Anonymous

WELL MAYBE NOT ALL OF YOU ANONS ARE SHITSPONGES.

:33< Karkitty would mew mind maybe watching a meowvie with me sometime, mew can choose the meowvie.

I GUESS I WOULDNT MIND

ACTUALLY THERES THIS REALLY AWESOME HUMAN MOVIE CALLED LIFE OF PI

WE SHOULD WATCH IT 

C4N IT B3 4 S3XY HUM4N MOVI3? HOW 4BOUT THIS MOVI3 JOHN TOLD M3 4BOUT. ITS C4LL3D "M4GIC MIK3"
Anonymous

WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY-

OH FUCK 

TEREZI I AM SO SO SORRY I AM JUST REALLY NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW 

OH GOG 

How badly do you want a Klondike bar?

NOT BADLY ENOUGH TO STAND UP AND GO GET THAT FUCKING KLONDIKE BAR 

-the mayor walk up to you-....-hands you tab and walks off-
Anonymous

THANK YOU MAYOR. SEE THE MAYOR IS A TRUE FRIEND, UNLIKE YOU ANONYMOUS SHITSPONGES!

How does one eat a potato
Anonymous

YOU SHOVE IT INTO YOUR CHITINOUS WINDHOLE AND CHEW. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?

Karkat, there is a guy who hates me, and I platonically hate him. How do I harshly let him down?

PUNCH HIS SORRY ASS FACE

K4RKL3S, 1M BOR3D. YOU W4NN4 W4TCH 4 MOV13 W1TH M3 OR SOM3TH1NG?
Anonymous

YEAH, I GUESS. CAN I PICK THE MOVIE? 

WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DONT HURT ME
Anonymous

DON’T HURT ME

NO MORE

I will rip off your face. And. Wear. It. As. UNDERPANTS
Anonymous

I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT 

-runs up in a wedding dress- K4RKL3S! TOD4YS MY W3DD1NG D4Y >:] DO 1 LOOK PR3TTY 1N MY DR3SS?
Anonymous

T-TEREZI!? YOU’RE SIX SWEEPS OLD! YOU CAN’T MARRY GAMZEE! 

Jegus I followed your advise on how o flirt and he just got confused. Any other advice oh great leader?

YOU ACTUALLY FOLLOWED MY ADVICE?

OKAY WELL THIS TIME JUST WALK UP AND KISS HIM OR SOMETHING

I DON’T KNOW

I WATCH ROMCOMS. ALL I KNOW ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS IS HOW TO MAKE THEM JOKES.