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I will rip off your face. And. Wear. It. As. UNDERPANTS
Anonymous

I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT 

-runs up in a wedding dress- K4RKL3S! TOD4YS MY W3DD1NG D4Y >:] DO 1 LOOK PR3TTY 1N MY DR3SS?
Anonymous

T-TEREZI!? YOU’RE SIX SWEEPS OLD! YOU CAN’T MARRY GAMZEE! 

Jegus I followed your advise on how o flirt and he just got confused. Any other advice oh great leader?

YOU ACTUALLY FOLLOWED MY ADVICE?

OKAY WELL THIS TIME JUST WALK UP AND KISS HIM OR SOMETHING

I DON’T KNOW

I WATCH ROMCOMS. ALL I KNOW ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS IS HOW TO MAKE THEM JOKES. 

Do you think you've become obsessed with troll Hatsune Miku?

YES

AND HUMAN HATSUNE MIKU

AND EVERY OTHER HATSUNE MIKU IN THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE

H3Y K4RKL3S, DO YOU W4NT TO H4V3 SLOPPY M4K3OUTS WITH M3??? *GC suggestively smiles*
Anonymous

UHHH

TEREZI I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE BEING SERIOUS, BUT I’M JUST REALLY NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. I MEAN, FUCK, MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME, BUT, UH…

SORRY

How does one seduce a potato?
Anonymous

YOU DONT 

OH NO KARKAT THINK QUICK! WERE PLAYING CLUE! WHO DID IT AND WERE!?
Anonymous

MRS. WHITE IN THE BALLROOM WITH THE LEAD PIPE, IT’S FUCKING OBVIOUS IT’S HER!

Karkat may I finish my discussi9n 9n triggers; and h9w /y9ur\ Vulgar language can lead t9 triggers as well? 6ecause if s9 I'd clearly 96lige.

KANKRI IF IT FUCKING PLEASES YOU THEN YES YOU MAY CONTINUE YOUR GODDAMN SPEECH 

STOP THE PRESS 

I LOVE YOU

YOU KNOW WHAT

I LOVE YOU TOO

KARKAT. I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION. If I was a potato, would I be a good potato? YA KNOW. IF YOU KNOW WHAT A POTATO IS.

NO. YOU WOULD BE A NORMAL POTATO, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING POTATO 

Hello Karkat! I have a huuuuuuuuge hate crush on a boy. I do not know how to approach this, since bottling up these feelings hurts. PLUS he doesn't know any kind of romance outside of matespritship. What should I do? (BTW, you are awesome, fuck the haters (not literally))
Anonymous

TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM THEN REVEL IN THE EMOTIONS OF LOVE AS YOU KNOW IT SO WELL TO DISGUISE HATE 

2up KK I ju2t wanted to let you know that II'm waaaay cooler then you, 2ee ya kk have a good day :P
Anonymous

FUCK YOU SOLLUX

how does one flirt?

WALK UP TO THAT FUCKER

AND LOOK THEM IN THE EYES

THEN JUST TELL THEM HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING HATE THEM

Hey can Karkat and mod participate in "Day of Silence" with me? I know Karkat doesn't know what the LGBT community is but it's a on April 11 you may not speak for the entire day to honor the LGBT community that have killed themselves. You should write "Day of Silence" on your palm and carry around a slip of paper in your pocket explaining Day of Silence and why you aren't talking. It would mean a lot so yeah

(( That sounds really great, but I think I’d probably forget not to talk >3< Oh, by the way, this is Mod Krista :33 We have a few mods here. I will definitely try my hardest to participate in this! <3 ))

Can I have a hug :D
Anonymous

NO! WHY DO YOU NOOKSUCKERS KEEP ASKING THIS?