But the buckets are on fire!!!
SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE. THERE ISN’T MUCH I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Watch out there are buckets falling from the sky! *buckets are falling from the sky*
GOOD THING I KEEP AN UMBRELLA ON ME AT ALL TIMES.
I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THEM, BUT SOME OF THEM ARE JUST FUCKING WEIRD.
Zank you <3 Even zough you cannot underztand moi~ ~Clears throat and attempts to speak vitout ze accent~ I meant to say... "Why are you always so pissy -w- It's motherfucking adorable when you yell like that <3" (For future reference~ w, f, b = v ; rv= v ; z = th, s) I vind it a vit funny and I azzume it is vecause of all zese stupid questions :3
THE REASON I YELL IS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO BE HEARD ABOVE CRAB-DAD, MY LUSIS. HE WAS ALWAYS SO LOUD AND HE’D SCREAM AND HAVE THESE FITS… I’D HAVE TO YELL AT HIM A LOT AND I GUESS IT JUST SORT OF STUCK.
…but I don’t have to yell all the time… see?
I’M JUST ACCUSTOMED TO THIS, I GUESS…
hey karkat can i hug you? i just think you're a great person who is actually my best friend's role model and you just need a hug :D
FINE, YOU MAY HUG ME, ANON
hey, heeeeeeeeeeeeeey.... you a brony?
I think some people are trying to speak to you in Eldrich Tongue.
I d9 n9t appreciate y9ur sh9uting all the time. Y9u c9uld seri9sly risk triggering someone, and I w9uld sure regret for them to-(6lah6lah6lah6lah6lah6lah6lah6lah rantrantrant).
CORRECTION: I LIKE JOHN AND I ENJOY HIS COMPANY. I DO NOT FEEL FLUSHED FOR HIM.
Sober gamzee says he is going to kill John do you approve?
I DO NOT APPROVE. TELL HIM IF HE EVEN DARES TO TRY IT I WILL SEND KANAYA AFTER HIM. IF SHE DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME, SHE’LL DO IT FOR ROSE.
Hello shit face, I am here to inform you that I made your dead lusus a magical dead girl since you rejected the offer like the asshat you are.
AND I SHOULD CARE BECAUSE…?
If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends~ oh and have a beautiful vantass, congratulations you are a valid candidate.
Bitch, you are fine. :::;D Like daaaaaaamn vantass
why do female trolls get boobs? you dont raise children so i dont see how they have a purpose...?
JUST TO TELL THEM APART FROM MALES, I GUESS.